nepula:
Dating tip for men: when your new girlfriend asks what your view is on porn, the correct answer is not “widescreen HD”
Or save yourself the trouble and lies and don’t ask that question.
stayflaminsifuhotman:
FLUFFY PILLOW!
Socka’s beard! :)
(Source: with-eyes-wide-shut, via pro-bending)
horny and bored.
I understand
(Source: luk3y, via luk3y)
tyleroakley:
I can’t.
I’m dying. Haha
(Source: , via something-spiffy)
That’s pure skill
(Source: coolstorybromine, via with0utcondom)
This scene was like none other!
(Source: agentdaedalus, via pro-bending)